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Hi mahal ko,
Kakababa ko lang ng call. Kasi nakatulog ka eh di mo po nababa. Worried ako na baka makaidlip din ako tapos makita ka nila sa phone na tulog din. Baka kasi asarin na naman tayo sa...
Dear Future,
Hi, How are you? Well its your birthday, Happy birthday future.
I hope you have job now. Do you remember the period when you had no job and you rejected the job offer of...
Jingle all the way.
How may Christmasses has it been now...? and how many since you've really been yourself? Make that answer '0' please.
Keep warm. Hot drinks, woolies, winter-y (but not...
yo mother fucker you open that bar yet.



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