Mummy wants yellow rose as a birthday gift
Dear Max,
Happy Birthday To you!
You are now 17.If you go to BELIZE,You can smoke weed there legally.
I pray to God for a long, healthy, and rocking life for you. May He shower all His grace...
Congrats on surviving the end of the world in 2012... you're turning 22 today! Maybe give Kim, Greg, and Richie a call. I'm writing this for you, because I love you. You deserve to be happy. So...
Happppppy birthday girl!
Today you are 15.
Now you are allowed to party. Just not drink. Not yet, baby girl.
Anyway here is a reminder for the following year.
1. Pray. Stop slacking...
Hey pal, how\'s it going? You good? I,m good. Do you remember when you typed this? You were sitting beside Harley, hacking puters. Life was easier back when I wrote this crap. Just hackin\' puters...