Sveikas, Ričerdai. Kaip kalėdos? gavai ko nori? Kaip atšventei? Ar betiki manimi. Pameni praitas kalėdas tau padovanojau PSP kurio tu nenorėjai dalintis su broliais. Ar patiko mano dovana?
Albert, this is you from 2021, you're currently sitting in Mr. Beltran's class as the only physical kid, at the moment. Hopefully this reaches you as you're celebrating your cumpleano, tell Mam and...
Hey....uh....Jane if you still prefer to be called like that you freaking weeboo.
Listen here, 24 year old me.
First, you're old. Pls tell me you have a job and someone you love and at least...
I will marry Bali Beg.I will drive AudiXQ.I will have two kids.I will make Hristina and Martina play basketball.My job will be singer.My honeymoon will be Hawaii.My husband job will be police man.
I am writing this on the 7th December 2011.
It's nearly Christmas - and you're pretty excited.
Tonight your belly is hurting from a sneaky McDonalds. Poor you, I hope by the time you're reading...