سلام ستاره.
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I pranked on my mom and my sister to a joke that I was called to go back to work today. I just wanted to see their reaction since it was strange that my boss would call me to...
Dear Josh,
Before you read this, put on a Johnny Cash Record and get a glass of whiskey. If you don't have a record player, or a stash of whiskey, go out and get one, dammit. I thought I was...
Hello, Im Obama and i want a huge DICK.
Dear Olive,
We have only met twice, and you are currently 10 months old. You are really cute though! And I fell in love with you the second I saw you... instantly. I cant wait to know how you...