May 11, 2022
9:44 P.M.
Dear you,
I still love you 3000 times and more in every universe.
So, I (that's you) am writing this letter on March the 10th. And I want to wish you (that's me) a happy birthday.
That's about it, really.
I don't know when this letter will arrive.
But you...
Dear Chase,
Ya big goof! Why you gotta be famous already? I'm writing this from work at Arena, remember when you used to work there? Psh, that's old news! Love you! Hope you got a hot girlfriend...
Do we have the fucking robots?
Happppppy birthday girl!
Today you are 15.
Now you are allowed to party. Just not drink. Not yet, baby girl.
Anyway here is a reminder for the following year.
1. Pray. Stop slacking...