Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
You need to stop your fucking self, G. You know it ain't good. Stop, just stop.
Sipping green tea rn. I seriously doubt your feeding choices....it isn't tasty at all. Not the point. See you may think ke I'm all lovey-dovey all the time and that this is how I AM all the time....
By the time you read this email, it will have been 10 years since I sent it. How crazy is that? Today it is May 12th and I set this letter to be sent 10 years into the future, but on our birthday!...
Hey dad,
this letter has spent 1 month in the swiss alps as i am writing this on the 16th November 2012, its not really as fun at the ones im going to write for other birthdays for the family as...