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Apkabinu tšk
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انا انت يسطا مش فاكرني؟ انا قد اخوك الكبير في زمنك
Honestly, you should've spent less time on Minecraft and made your bed more.
How many more classes did you procrastinate in?
Get off the computer and on the piano.
Did you learn to cook yet?
Do...
What did you do to have the body structure and ability of a professional dancer, and to have 1 million dollars cash in your bank from helping people and making art you love?
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
