hello your mama is so poor she can't pay attention
you mama is so fat she need a own zip code
14/12/2015
Cara Alice del 2025, come stai? Che stai facendo di bello?
Sono io, l'Alice diciassettenne, e ti sto scrivendo per raccontarti un po' di me e per darti alcuni consigli per il futuro....
1. Сколько ты заработал?
2.Сменился призедент ?
3.Вы переехали ?
Dear (Relative Future) Self,
Congratulations bro, you\'re almost done with college! I can\'t believe I\'m even thinking about that right now, I\'m just on the edge of graduating from high school...
Hi, hello.
Right now I’m sitting in the halls with D. (she is doing her math homework right now; she’s stressed). But who isn’t at this point?
My friends are still getting their grades...



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