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Dear Myself,
Today is a fucked up day. You smash a plate to your cat, Darwin, and one of your favorit low cup with a little flower on the side. There is half of tea in it, but you smash it...
EWEN.
It's your past self. Actually, it's you at 13 years old.
How are you? If you don't recall, you sent yourself a mail off a website you stumbled.
How is the future? Are you still with...
Labas, Brangiosios,
aš Jums vėl rašau, kaip ir artimiausiu metu.
Kaip jaučiatės?
Kaip sesės mašinukė? Ta pati, suremontuota?
Paklauskit manęs apie vokiečių k., gal jau laisvai...
Labas Evelina,
Nežinau ar gausi šitą laišką, bet kaip tavo geriausia (tikiuosi) drauge noriu pasakyt. YOU ARE NIGGER. :D Ir krč myliux. :* pasiilgauuuu. :d tikiuosi patiks kai gausi ir bus...
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
