Hey Sean
I don't know how we are doing on this day - 30 April 2018. I don't even know if we are talking, if we are even on good terms. Because right now, from when I'm writing this on 30 April...
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
Mielas sūneli,
Tau dabar 1-eri metukai, o kai skaitysi šį laišką turėsi jų dešimt! Noriu, kad žinotum, kokia laiminga esu, nes tave turiu. Tu esi mano didžiausias džiaugsmas, tu esi...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hey asshole:)
how are you? Its another one of those write a letter too yourself. Feelin smart yet? have you gotten that lil piece of paper that says you pass? Have you been playing that stupid...



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