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Hello Nanda,
I hope this message has found it’s way to you.
It's been a year since you asked me to be yours. I hope we are still together until today, so we can celebrate our first...
Hey Soph,
You're probably staring at your computer right now (or whatever new fancy gadget you're using and going "omg I forgot about this!" (unless "omg" died and is now considered weird). Hey...
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
hello your mama is so poor she can't pay attention
you mama is so fat she need a own zip code
Labas, mažyte,
Nors visai tu jau ne mažytė - tau jau tuoj sueis 10 metų. Tad sveikinu su šiuo mažyčiu jubiliejumi! Linkiu daug laimės, gražių svajonių pildymosi ir be galo linksmo...
