hello your mama is so poor she can't pay attention
you mama is so fat she need a own zip code
Labas, Mama,
rašau tau iš praeities :)Šiandien yra 2012 metų rugpjūčio 22 diena. Už mūsų biuro lango šviečia saulutė. Noriu tave į ateitį pasveikinti su Motinos diena :) Labai tave...
Honestly, you should've spent less time on Minecraft and made your bed more.
How many more classes did you procrastinate in?
Get off the computer and on the piano.
Did you learn to cook yet?
Do...
Hi.
First, I want you to promise that you won't freak out or panic to what you will read.
So here it is.
I want you to greet first a Happy Birthday! Enjoy this special day of yours.
I...
I am writing you because I seen you at a hospital in Winston Salem. I remembered your name and thought you was a very pretty lady. You was very nice to me while I was there in the Emergancy room. I...



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