Hello, Im Obama and i want a huge DICK.
Your a fucking eyesore.
Dear future self,
Have you figured out what you want to do with your life yet? If not I'm disappointed. Have You(I...?) finished writing a book yet? Better get on that. What about a job? If...
Kachow.
Hey you...
This is you from 9th December 2015. I have reached an important point in my life. Im about to be 25 years old, going to be engaged to the one you love (on 20 December 2015), about...