Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
are you homeless yet? if not you must have found a good job or smthn. anyways ur gonna remember this and think you were emberassing or smthn idk what else to wright
Mamyte,
rašau tau iš praeities norėdama pasveikinti tave su gimtadieniu. Tikiuosi tave nustebinau :) Taigi sveikinu tave su gimtadieniu ir linkiu atrasti laimę visur kur atrodo to padaryti...
This is message for yourself, myself. As of today, you're trying to search for something to believe in, and you fail. You search for someone to be in a relationship with, but of course they won't...
Dear FutureMe,
Writing as I sit at a couch in a tiny apartment of an amazing city of Singapore. Another leap year and another leap today. Go out tonight and drink champagne. Just. Just do it...