Hey Dickhead im drunk what are you doing ya looser
Dear Brendan. It's Brendan. Call up Kylie. You're getting retarded fo your 21st! Happy birthday. :) Hopefully all is well. Love, past Brendan. (11/7/11)
You made it! Congrats Avery, you got through high school. I have no idea what college you're going to but please just at least go to some college, you need to get into a decent, please. I hope...
You better have that linear algebra stuff down by now, or else I'll be mad. You also should have another internship under the belt, a girlfriend, and an AI that passes the Turing test. Your...
And happy birthday!