Dear Kate, Katy, Katherine, Katy-Kit-Kat (for like a day until brent meg and I realized it was like the kkk),
So heres an email to myself in five years! So in 2020. Wow do you know in that year...
Ehm ja hoi
Fazit mit hend gaht mit diart und josef kstritte kanita het usv! Muetter beleidgt Derfi dini arschhaare zöpfle (kanitas idde um da schribe alte) Also frage sind
Hemmer e lehr simmer...
Dear Jacob,
Your 21, Happy Birthday! You have gone through so much in you youth. Wow, I'm starting to sound old when im young. But, honestly your three months of hell, your annoying father,...
Mielas, Kest'aime,
koks nuostabus ir aistringas gyvenimas - šiandien atsikėlėmė vakare, lėtai siurbčiojom kavą, tavo liežuvis trenkia kava ir cigaretėm, o tavo rankos triušiais ir...
Dear FutureMe,
Wassup Nick its you from high school senior year.
Happy birthday by the way. dont spend it being bored come on your a college man. go get laid... you better not be a virgin...



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