Mummy wants yellow rose as a birthday gift
Dear Me,
I hope you're happy. I hope you're on your way to better things. You're working at the Casino now and you want to get into a different field. You've just broken up with a boyfriend and...
Hello myself. As you know, today is Valentine's Day. Chances are you're a lonely bastard today and you're feeling like shit. SOOOOO here I am, trying to cheer you up with this wonderful letter!!!!!...
Congratulations!
You, sir, are eligible to receive Social Security benefits provided that you're still alive.
Sincerely,
Me.
Sveikas, Vytautai. Sveikinu tave su naujaisiais metais ir linkiu laimės sveikatos ir sekmės ateinančiais metais....



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